Yo, Ho's. (Sorry, was that inappropriate?)
I decided that since some of you folks are 'bout to go to college this upcoming year I would give you some wise words of wisdom.
Probably the most important words you will hear in the next 5 years.
Take a ball-cap.
I know, you're thinking...Why? Those aren't "stylish", "fashionable", or "cute." "Those are for boyzzzzz"
Oh but contrare, my dear readers, they are cute. And in college they are often nessaccarey.
Oh! You have an 8 am and you woke up at 7:55? Hat.
Oh! Didn't have time to wash your hair last night and it's lookin' a little dirty? Hat.
Oh! Just too lazy to get up and do your hair? Hat.
Feelin' a little sporty today? Hat.
Actually going to a baseball game? Hat.
Oh! You have actually realized that base-ball caps are super cute? Hat.
BOOM. There's your answer to all of life's questions. Hat. Hat. Hat.
You'll thank me, my loves, mark my word.
