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i want a tortoise.




My dream pet is to get a tortoise. 
You might ask "Why?" and to that, my friend, I say "Why not?"





I will get him when he is a baby, of course, we will start our lives together in college. (Don't worry, I'll smuggle him in the dorm, they will never catch me. I'm pretty much a ninja.) 


He will have a healthy diet. Strawberry's are, of course, a tortoise's favorite food. 





He will learn how to fly like an eagle. Yes, contrary to popular belief tortoises can fly. 


He will have a mad face. He's not afraid to stick up for himself when someone he doesn't like puts their dirty paws on him. 


He will accessorize.


He will skateboard just as well as Mr. Hawk. 


We will travel the world together. 




He will be my buddy throughout my whole life, we will grow together. He will roam the house freely, he will be potty trained, he will do tricks and wear a bow. We will love each other. :)




And his name will be Marty B. ;)

What's your dream pet?

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    1. hi! i was just browsing thru your blog. i was just wondering how tall you were! :) thank you!

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    2. hi! i'm 5'3". may i ask why? lol

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    3. haha one of your blog posts shows you with the melie bianco ariana satchel and it doesnt look too big on you. I'm interested in getting the same purse and I'm 5'3" too so I just wanted to get an idea of what it would look like haha. but you look so much taller!

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  2. Oh my gosh, these photos are too stinkin' cute! :)

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  3. cute! my dream pet is a zebra. i think they are beautiful!! Haha.
    and by the way, i nominated you over at my blog, so go check it out!
    www.hairandmakeupmayhem.blogspot.com

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    1. now, that would be a scary pet. lol

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  5. fun pics! you're funny...dream pet?? hmmm...how bout the idea of living in india for a while tending an elephant? sounds kinda cool...

    run-style-run.blogspot.com

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    1. that's sounds not just kinda cool, but really cool!

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  6. gahhh! that huge one is at the zoo by my house! poor thing, just sits in the heat of the day, all stinkin' day! he needs you, and you need him! ;)

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    1. at least he has a baby to keep him company, right? :)

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  7. cutest thing i have ever seen!!!!! hahaha i love it. you so need a tortouise now. if I could have anything it would most definitely be a elephant! (yay for above commenter, brandi, for wanting the same pet!) I am obsessed with them, i even have an elephant tattoo. but as that's not very realistic i would have to say my puppy that i already have is pretty perfect.

    xo
    www.fluentbeauty.com

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    1. they are so cute! i seriously need one. and you can never go wrong with a perfect puppy. :)

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  8. AWWWWW. My mum had one when she grew up called flash :]x

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  9. hahaha, marty b? wonder where you got that idea! But very cute post, Rach!! Hopefully your roommate next year doesn't think your a weirdo for bringing mr. marty along with you. Ohhh, but i do believe you should have included somewhere that you would paint his nails, just because i think that would be very cute!

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    1. i wonder... ;) and i don't care if they think i am a weirdo! they are wierd if they don't love him! lol. and i totally will do that. ;)

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  10. So how about I'm in love with turtles! I had a gopher (like the one in the pic with the srawberry, which is illegal in my state...ssshh) last year and it was really teeny like that one and a bird or some kind of animal got him out of his pen :( I want another! Especially after reading this post!

    xo,
    jessie

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    1. oh no! i'm sorry! and you should! lol, i won't tell. ;)

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  11. haha having a tortoise as a pet would be soooo cute!

    www.candypop-lamour.blogspot.com

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    1. of course, i would never do anything that wasn't cute?! ;)

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  12. I actually have tortoise pictures all over my home. Since I was about 7 i've dreamed of one but I move so often at the moment. It will happen though, and my kitty will have to accept it. I'm actually thinking of getting one when I'm pregnant (in a few years) and then it will grow up with my child and hopefully, still live to a bazillion and go on to my grandchildren.

    I'm so glad someone else shares me loveeee!

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    1. oh my gosh, that is a wonderful idea! life long friends. :)

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  13. The one that tries to eat the strawberry is the cutest.

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  14. Awe I love turtles! I would love to have my own little pet turtle!
    xx


    The Urban Umbrella
    xoxo


    http://urbanumbrella.blogspot.com/

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  15. This is adorable!! The last pic is my fave, he looks so relaxed. My dream pet would be a fennec fox.

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  16. My sister had a tiny tiny little turtle (don't know if it counts as a tortoise :) ) like super small the size of her palm. then it died.
    (that sounded really harsh, but it's true) he was adorable.

    as for me... baby pig, baby owl, baby monkey. yeah sums it up.

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  17. Aw, such a cute post! I have a friend who used to have a tortoise. :) It was cute.

    My dream pet would be either a really big dog like a mastiff or a german shepherd or having three kitties (that counts as a dream pet because I already have one, but I really want to have three :D) And they will all lay in the sun relaxing while I blog. It will be lovely. :)

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    1. i know, i want a really big dog too! they are so cute and cuddly. i'm with ya!

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  18. This post is SO adorable. If it was a tweet, it would be favourited. ;)

    XX

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