I will get him when he is a baby, of course, we will start our lives together in college. (Don't worry, I'll smuggle him in the dorm, they will never catch me. I'm pretty much a ninja.)
He will have a healthy diet. Strawberry's are, of course, a tortoise's favorite food.
He will learn how to fly like an eagle. Yes, contrary to popular belief tortoises can fly.
He will have a mad face. He's not afraid to stick up for himself when someone he doesn't like puts their dirty paws on him.
He will accessorize.
He will skateboard just as well as Mr. Hawk.
We will travel the world together.
He will be my buddy throughout my whole life, we will grow together. He will roam the house freely, he will be potty trained, he will do tricks and wear a bow. We will love each other. :)